“Game 10 Match report

We almost broke our losing streak in this one... alas it was not to be but what style we lost in!

The first quarter was gobbo candyland. Fawcett Inn Stout set the tone by ramming his chainsaw through the face of the most deadly dark elf on the pitch, leaving the rest of the team breathing a sigh of releif. He was also on hand to sack the sacker after a prancing leaper made a steal attempt, and set up Butt Cheek Sandwich for the President to throw in for a touchdown.

The subsequent elf drive was halted when The Cunning Stuntman went full Cruise Missile on a screened but isolated ball carrier; after a scrum, Seymour Butts emerged to leg it down the pitch, pursued by prancing leaper, who recovered the ball but fumbled his throw.

The second half saw kryten on target, which combined with some snakes in the grass almost let us score a defensive TD but leaping boy rescued them to tie it up.

In the final quarter, and outnumbering the goths 11-7, we snatched defeat from the jaws of victory, as the trolls went dumb and the assassin came into play to gift the emos a difficult victory. ”