“The Fox Meadows Saga’s Season 3 A Fox in the the Hen House

The Final chapter The Hardy Sole

This chapter is brought to you by Guest commentator the Mascara Snake of Osbbl fame and your own Harold Crumpetarse.

Hello Forks tis I the Mascara Snake of Osbbl fame. I have been called in to call the big game the Hardy Sole final. I am lucky enough to have the one time flying fling all star and all round good guy and now the face behind the Deserted Isles deserts cream bun emporium Harold Crumpet arse. (Just of note he only turned up to drop of some cream buns).

Iee how are we doing Snake, now I heard you commentators get a proper feed. Where are the biscuits?

Thanks Harold but lets us get our eyes off the pies and on to the prize. What is your call for the big one today? Well I can only see the Madheads taking this one they have been impeccable all season and Fox is in awesome form.

Impeccable you say Harold I guess 1 draw is a record equalling season along with this 2 game spell taking them into this final. Have they ever faced a threat like the elves though.

Elves bloody Haughty elves they don’t even have a pre match Pie. No time for these jokers.

Well Harold lets focus in on the game and here comes the kick. Followed swiftly by another kick from Velvetfoot, Luckily for him the referee seems oblivious again to his tactics.

Yeh Snake usually on the training field we have Madhead Magoo himself pretend to be the referee, even without vision and often on the wrong pitch he makes more calls than an actual official.

The Elves seem intent on pushing here and they are quick to turn over the ball. They also seem to have their own kicking game. And Fox Meadows is OFF! Oh hold on Snarls the team apothecary has got him and he is ok. The Elves are up though 1-0. Not the start you were looking for Harold.

No but never fear the boys will get this back.

Yeh lets see how they go with this kick here it comes and the pick up is fumbled. Thats the half forks. What do they need to do and what will Madhead be saying?

Well to be honest snake halftime means a custard square to me so I would usually nip out and get it while the others were whiffling. I think it will be just keep it simple and bring the bash.

Well here they come and it looks like they are ready to do just that and bring the bash. Harold Throtpicker the ogre has really struggled. Do you think the occasion has got to him?

Iee I think it has plus he had news to start the day. The stadium owner is officially blaming him for blocking the sewage system. That bill is really going to be a pain in the arse.

The Elves are quickly forming up again, it is like they have stolen the Madheads play book.

That is a good point Snake Madhead said he couldn’t find it, unlike him to take his eyes of something like that.

It looks like the Elves are going for the slow march up the wing. It is going to be a grind but there you go they have run down the clock and score again.

2-0 Tyranoc Typhoons take the Hardy Sole and yet again the Madheads come up fruitless. So much promise Harold where did it all go wrong? Harold, Harold!! I tell you I have never seen that Halfling move so fast but reports coming in say he is first at the buffet.

Well thats all for me Forks, remember you can catch me in the Osbbl season.
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