“We faced Humans in a blizzard. A skink fumbled the ball. But we got things together and went up the flank. It wasn't defended too hard so we waltzed into the corner. A couple of KO hits were exchanged but our carrier was well protected. They started to kick at us but the ref was alert and sent one offender off. After Demixus cased a lino then Runito scored for a successful first half. Especially after another angry Human was sent off.

Second half we did a Perfect Defence and their Thrower fumbled too. It was going our way and after some bitter fighting over the ball Runito had it again. Humans were being KO'd all over the place, including the catcher by the crowd. They tried hard but it was 2-0 after Baja caught the ball when Runito was blitzed down.

Despite having only 8 of their players on the field their Catcher returned to score a consolation after catching a forward pass.

It ends with Sore Them, not SoreUs!”