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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2004-07-28 19:54:18
TV 1000k Snotling
0
Winnings 60k
Spectators
-1 Dedicated Fans
Casualties 0/0/0
 
 
Ogre TV 2420k
5
40k Winnings
Spectators
Fanfactor +1
8/6/3 Casualties
Player Performances
 
 
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TOTALS
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#3 Oja Trollcave – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#3 Oja Trollcave – Smashed Knee (NI)
#5 All too important Trollcave – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#5 All too important Trollcave – Smashed Knee (NI)
#6 Blighter Trollcave – Dead (RIP)
#7 "Big man" Trollcave – Dead (RIP)
#9 "More Me!" Trollcave – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#15 Egoistic – Broken Ribs (MNG)
Arrr... Victory was stolen from us at the last possible moment!
Where is justice? Where? Not in game fields.. not in there no.
We had our puny ogre opponents trembling at fear.. but still no victory.
Luck is to blame! We blocked and we blitzed, but opponent was left standing at the whim of gods of luck. Numbers tell it all!
And our wizard missfired.
No matter.
We'll buy a new one.

Player Performances
 
 
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Our 25th match, we tried to play elfbowl, but "dem snotters just kept breakin".

Elvirus completed a completion hattrick, Aequitas Major and Herr Baffers each inflicted 4 casualties, a truly brutal match, but the fans loved every minute of it.

When during the post-match press-conference both coaches heard the news that the match had made it into the Recordopedia Spluttanica as match with most casualties ever, they (and most journalists present) entered a laughing fit that lasted over an hour.

If only all coaches could live to play such a momentous match at least once in their careers...
 
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