“The game between the already famous dark elf team and the less famous though quite ambitious dwarf team, began with some confusion, as the dwarf team captain and blitzer Napoleon killed four men of the security personel , who were refusing to let him bring cannons into the arena. The argument was settled without further casualties, but the dwarven defense was not confident enough without their talented blitzer, who spent the rest of the half trying to regain possesion over his not-so-secret weapons. Second half lead to interesting gameplay as the ball changed owner many times, but finally the experienced elves managed to trick dwarven offense and decided the outcome of the game with a late touchdown.
After receiving the MVP award Napoleon gave a short interview to our riporters in which he said: "I am proud of my team, and satisfied with our performance tonight. We calmly and professionally carried out our plan of neither scoring a td in the game nor causing a single cas or completing a pass. The coach's instructions were accuratly followed in all situations."
Confident words though we must say they were quite in contradiction with what we heard from coach Artagas, while running around with a chainsaw in his hand he shouted the following:
"Grrr where is that damn blitzer? I will break his neck."”