“For this first game of the season the Orchorns will face the Um, G'Olden Go Fer Its. Two big teams as tv are 1700+ for each teams.

It's gonna be a good challenge to open the season for Texas as they face a team who's present every year since S33. Recording 5 bowl appearence in 6 seasons. Posting a total regular season record of 30-18-15.

UM won the toss and choose the ball. Nothing particular in this first half. Both team hitting like damn snots. On error from Texas coach and it opens a straight lane for that Lindsay "Downhill" to outpaced Texas defenders. He really has elite speed. Watch this player i'm pretty sure he's gonna make it to the NBFL.

After the score we missed the goblin throw to try to tie it. Nothing more for this half.

2nd Half. The Orchorns puts everybody on the line to try to pressure the humans and start hurting some. But a pitch invasion stun three good players for Teaxas boyz. Kick is beautiful near the endzone and Texas is immeditaly under pressure. UM taking place at first turn inside the Texas territory.

Ricky is on the ground surronded by opposing players Herb "Coach" start to run in his direction. Everybody know the rep of "Coach" and he slides feet first right on the nose of Ricky !!!!! Our beloved Ricky is now KO'D. "Coach" is now on the kill list. This foul give an opportunity for Texas to try to score. But first they need some payback. Casey Hampton rushes right at "Coach" and BANG !! A rough Blindside Block to hurt that nasty Dirty player. Nothing too serious but he'll miss next game.

After this Orchorns feels confident and start their move a 1y pass from Young to Thomas Just a little 4 player cage to protect him is running straight for the endzone trying to outpaced UM it works but texas have a big problem. THEY HIT LIKE PUSSIES !! So Holmes rushed and GFI in the endzone. Thomas rushes too and GFI before Handing off the ball to Holmes. TOUCHDOWWWWWWN !! Unlike last season,Thomas seems to be willing to share the ball and that's pretty good news for the Orchorns.

But no Time to celebrate. We kick the ball back to Lindsay "Downhill" ... And once again Texas failed totally in defense. Lindsay rushes straight to the endzone helped by a big convoy near the sideline. 2-1 for UM but Marlo can still fly !! Everything is setup. Thomas rushes to the ball and FAILED the 2+ pickup well RR saves the try tough ! Still hope to earn a draw ! Thomas hands off the ball AGAIN ! Marlo catches it easely, the Goose picks him up looks at him and DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH. Nothing more.

Congratz to UM they have a really strong team. Watchout for Lindsey "Downhill" Star in the making.”