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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2022-12-13 22:36:35
TV 1750k Carnival of Chaos (CIBBL)
1
85k
9k
No change
0/0/0
Inducements:
Snotling (CIBBL) TV 980k+910k
1
85k
6k
No change
1/1/0
Inducements: 1 wizard, 3 bribes, 1 Riotous rookie, Star player Fasta Wagon, Star player Ripper
Player Performances
comp
cas
def
int
td
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
-
-
-
1
1
7
121
-
17
36
5
Player Performances
comp
cas
def
int
td
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
2
-
-
1
1
11
149
-
26
17
2
“Pre-game
Lump hit da smelly Sirkuz is da plan.
More info on the S.N.O.T. System available here
Kick Off
Lump un dem [More - Sum] da Sirkuz
Smelly wuns go sleep. Pogo go splat. Snot run. Sirkuz pik it, kik it, roll it, get it.
Half Time
Lump un dem [More - Sum] de Sirkuz
Snots go sleepy. Snots un Wizud stop smelly hat wun.
Full Time
*S.N.O.T. Sports Management would like to formally dispell any scurrilous rumours that Lump ate the L.A.D.S. press team**. It was always planned that Lump would take on duties of writing the match reports when time was afforded to him. S.N.O.T. Sports Management do apologies for an unforeseen gap in previous match reports and will be refunding all L.A.D.S.+ members their Spring subscription fees.
**In entirely unrelated circumstances, L.A.D.S. are currently recruiting for a new Press Officer. Apply at your local Orcidas or Lump an' da Snots Megastore.”
Lump hit da smelly Sirkuz is da plan.
More info on the S.N.O.T. System available here
Kick Off
Lump un dem [More - Sum] da Sirkuz
Smelly wuns go sleep. Pogo go splat. Snot run. Sirkuz pik it, kik it, roll it, get it.
| Scores | L.A.D.S. | Opposition |
|---|---|---|
| S N O T Total | 0 21 0 1 22 | 0 16 1 1 18 |
Half Time
Lump un dem [More - Sum] de Sirkuz
Snots go sleepy. Snots un Wizud stop smelly hat wun.
| Scores | L.A.D.S. | Opposition |
|---|---|---|
| S N O T Total | 0 21 0 1 22 | 0 16 1 1 18 |
Full Time
Lump WIN*
*S.N.O.T. Sports Management would like to formally dispell any scurrilous rumours that Lump ate the L.A.D.S. press team**. It was always planned that Lump would take on duties of writing the match reports when time was afforded to him. S.N.O.T. Sports Management do apologies for an unforeseen gap in previous match reports and will be refunding all L.A.D.S.+ members their Spring subscription fees.
**In entirely unrelated circumstances, L.A.D.S. are currently recruiting for a new Press Officer. Apply at your local Orcidas or Lump an' da Snots Megastore.”
Laaaaadies and gentletrolls,
What a show we had this evening, trolls, trolls, and more trolls. And what a troll then, no smaller than superstar Ripper visited our carnival tent this evening.
First half was definitely in the LADS favor, clowns flying left and right all over the pitch.
Even Spikey the tainted jester hurt himself trying to get the ball and had to stay in the hospital wagon for the rest of the game.
LADS scores when only a couple of minutes remains of the first half.
But then it happens, carnival managed to send one of the little clowns all over the field towards the endzone with the ball, and he scores last minute.
The crowd goes wild...
Second half is better for the clowns, sending some snotlings out one by one and also succeed to take the huge trolls down but without any damages.
Suddenly a wizard in the crowd turned our new ballcarrier to a frog and after that not much could happen for both teams to recive the ball and its a tie.
We are most happy to have met this wonderful team once again and even to see the famous Ripper in action.
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