“Okay, so your strengths:

1) You have the mechanics of the game down pretty well. When you were able to bring your Strength to bear, you mostly did a good job pushing me into the right places.

2) Your team design seems spot-on. Though you might go to random General skills for the Goblins, you have all the important stuff in place. You're ready to advance to the next level.

Pointers:

3) You overcommitted on offense. You should have used your Black Orcs to form a screen across most of the pitch, while your Goblins get up close and ready for a breakout. By moving all your players onto the south side of the pitch, you let me corral you in place.

4) Don't be afraid to Throw Teammate on turn 7. There's too much to go wrong not to give yourself another chance next turn, should you fail Really Stupid or Always Hungry, or should you fumble the pass.

5) Fouling when down players is really risky, and should only be done against good players and only with Dirty Player and/or Sneaky Git.

Good luck with your team! You'll be a Star in no time, and can move on from there.”