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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2023-12-10 11:50:53
TV 1180k Black Ark
3
85k
8k
+1
0/0/0
Inducements: 1 bloodweiser keg, Star player Eldril Sidewinder
Hung TV 920k+535k
1
65k
3k
No change
0/2/0
Inducements: 1 bribe, Star player Glart Smashrip, Star player Grashnak Blackhoof
Player Performances
comp
cas
def
int
td
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
-
-
-
3
1
15
155
2
36
25
-
#3 Jayce Pethcines – Seriously Hurt (MNG)
#7 Manuel Hezak – Smashed Knee (-MA)
#11 Ruth Siglaf – Seriously Hurt (MNG)
“The Hung seemed to enjoy themselves on the pitch tonight. Putting boot after boot into the beneficent buccaneers. Much like the Teachers' cephaloid heads, the kicks this game went deep. The many hours of practicing their 'booting' game seems to have had some transferrable benefits to the Beefcakes' kicking game. Many deep kicks put the Teachers under pressure, but the many hours of kick to kick with orphans means our inky friends have a Kraken kicking game too.”
Player Performances
comp
cas
def
int
td
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
2
-
-
1
1
11
173
-
35
51
7
“The Octopus teaches in many ways. Traditionally the Hung gut the Octopuses to tell what the New Year will look like and they certianily did try their best to do so. With blood and ink all over the astrogranite. Once again Grashnak joined the party and the hung are unsure whether they will be hanging out with the bozo much longer.The star of the entire party though was Edril sidewinder his inticing dancing being the focal point of the game. How does he do thet with his hips. You can find out by downloading his Cabal vision show onto your majic orb released just in time to fill any stocking. ”