“I for one am getting really pissed off by the number of Slayers i've lost. Let me explain: We've lost 8 Slayers to deaths and niggles, but we've lost only lost 7 Longbeards during that time, with fewer deaths - 5 to 3. When you bear in mind that at any one time there are 3 times as many Longbeards as Slayers on the pitch at any one time, it begins to seem a little lop sided. AND THAT GODDAMN APOTHECARY NEEDS TO GO BACK TO MEDICAL SCHOOL!!! I think he's a failed Troll Slayer, and any time one gets injured he refuses to heal them out of spite. Maybe if i fire him and hire another one i'll get better results.

Anyways, we lost the match primarily due to the fact that we a) couldn't protect the ball carrier, and b) didn't give ourselves enough cover for the break away. A well played game by Hank.

Player of the game: It has to be Telchar for his 3 casualties. The old Longbeard is still rattling bones throughout the league!

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