“Coach Drrek mustered his players, ignored the stench in the locker rooms and enrolled his team "These sick Beats" for a Blackbox match.

When the "Middenheim Ballers" and their retinue of manservants, horse carriages, cooks and mistresses got of their Team Coach, they couldn`t believe the decay and rotten corpses surrounding the pitch and the buzzing of flies over their opponents rotten gear.
The pitch was nearly undecipherable and some whispered there were unholy runes enscribed on the feverish pit.

Anyways with a "Jolly Ho, lets go" Franz Ferdinand and Rüdiger Rousseau let their entourage on for the next game on their way to fame.

Sadly their blinking helmets, fashionable moustaches and striking appearances didn´t intimidate their stinking opponents around the MVP Maxwell Guen.
As the ball went flying into the air, the heavy hitters from the Beats made short progress on the front line and flattened the line of scrimmage onto the turf.
It didn`t take long for Asser von Cramm being hit by a foul breathing, low hitting Beastman to be taken off the field... apparently dead.... Loud Boos were heard from the small group of fans huddling together on the southern benches. But Apothecary Thaddeus Troll saved the day, and patched Asser up so well, he was ready to play in the second half. As the Ballers thought the first half was well defended and not possible toscore, Zane Barim, managed to dodge two ballers, pick up the ball, dodge out of the defensive zone of the last Ballers Cornerback and score the first Try with only seconds to go.

The second half saw the Ballers 3 players short from the beginning and the match still progressed well until another player Gerhard, got seriously injured by a stinking and loudly braying Beats players (we were not sure if that animal sound was a laugh so we leave it at this description.
Braxton Mithra picked up the ball deep within the Ballers half and had an easy time scoring the second Touchdown of the Day surrounded by a fierce hitting defensive Beats line. A well deserved TD by the decaying horde.

The last Kick-Off saw the ball too high in the air, so the refree decided to give the ball to a Baller player and of course Franz Ferdinand himself took it upon himself to try for an honourable TD for the Ballers.

He went off well kicking an opposing player out of the way, striking deep into enemy territory. But sadly it was the last memorable action for the Ballers in this game. These Sick Beats didnt seem in the mood for letting anyone close to their own TD Line, especially at their home turf and made short progress on stripping Franz of the ball and stalling the Ballers untill the whistle indicated the end of the match.

For us here in the Reikland Gazette it is clear, we do wish the Ballers luck on a rematch with the Beats, but we defintely wont come back to this rotten place. We will also file a complaint with the most Holy Inquisition and the Grand Jury of Nuffles most loved game, to take a closer look at the symbols at the Sick Beats Home Stadium....

Other than that it was an exciting match and Coach Drrek (is it an accident his name sounds like the Reikspiel word for Dirt?) showed his professional trainer skills and we hope to see more of him in the future.
For the homebase fans we just gonna say. IT IS BLOODBOWL IF IT IS TOO DIRTY OR BLOODY DONT COME AND PLAY.

So far.

Reikland Gazette over and out (we did cancel our Inn Resveration here and will head back on an overnight coach to Altdorf).”