“Rogmesh sit atop the highest coal butte with a mason jar of shine. Another crushing loss to the archrival Flatwood Smashers had put Rogmesh in a predictably bad mood. That game should have been ours and the Boozers should have been playing the Surcharge for the EFL Cup. But a coin flip that goes against you, a great play by Cali, and finally a shootout can turn even the assured victories into a unexpected loss.

But there was one little nugget of game play that brought Rogmesh some joy, that epic hit on Blaze. Blaze was such a simple name for a human. Maybe you could add 'Flingsnake bait' as a handle. Coach Wolvezzz admitted post-game, that he put Blaze out there as a trap; bait to lure Flingsnake behind the lines. It worked spectacularly well; except for the getting Blaze killed part. Another legend and past Golden Destroyer award winner gone.

Speaking of legends, Rogmeshs' favorite stat was

Total number of all Legends killed by every player not named Flingsnake in the history of the NWBL - 0
Legends killed by Flingsnake - 3

The hits on Þorbergr Vígsterkrson and Blaze had been epic and crushing hits. The third, the death of Ugor Dorfshield, the Boozers' legend Thrower had happened post-game in the parking lot after a Boozer/Smasher game. This third KIA was well within Rogmeshs' counting range, but Rogmesh was unsure if HyperboLemer was going to allow this post game back lot mugging to count toward 'Official' league stats.

But Ugor had this coming. The previous game, he had obtained 'Legend' status. Then Coal Butte had to play Flatwoods the next day in the EFL Cup. Ugor claimed it was an honest mistake, but Rogmesh knew better. The Boozer had the game in the bag, Ugor had the ball and Rogmesh was in scoring position. Then Coach shouted out play "One!" Well, everyone in the stadium knew what play 'one' was except apparently Ugor- give the ball to Flingsnake. But now that Ugor had obtained Legend status, he assumed that with his animosity, that that meant for him to keep the rock. Coach Cervus called again, "One! Once again, Ugor in his hubris kept the ball so he could get the score and the glory. Coach Cervus then shouted a third time, "ONE! Give the damn ball to Flingsnake so he can score you son of a Bitch!" Ugor ignored the coach once again. Flatwoods sacked his newly minted legend ass, took away the ball and won the game.

Ugor had one less than glorious game as a Legend. Coach fired his ass before he could even return to the locker room. Flingsnake in a moment of righteous rage met Ugor in the parking lot and gave Ugor a lethal lesson on what exactly play number "One" was. Yes, a valid third Legend kill. If HyperBoLemur can't see that and give Flingsnake credit for that kill, then HyperBoLemur just doesn't know anything about stats and stuff.

Rogmesh took the last sip of shine and stumbled off the hill to get ready for his next game.”