“Grotty Fizpop's post-game Interview:

Grotty, "Coach, what did you think of the Minions in their first ever match? Did they give up a chance for the win?!"

Malachi Horsley, "I think we did! I, for damn sure, didn't tell Femur to run out of position! That ghoul has a mind of his own sometimes! One of the few players on this team that "thinks". Hopefully, a week of practice will get these boys right! I was looking forward to hearing my favorite song, Werewolves of Altdorf being played more than one lousy time!"

Grotty, "Will Hermann Waechter be ready to go next week?"

Horsley, "It's early, but all signs point to him being an MNG next week. Next question."

Grotty, "Last question, then you can rejoin your team Coach. What did you think of the 'Sinister Saboteurs'? They seemed to give you fits in the first half."

Horsley, "Those are some tough guys over there. Played with a lot of poise. Especially in the first half! We were losing guys left and right. A lucky regeneration and some good work from the team doctor, [points to himself] and we were ready to put up more of a fight in the 2nd half."

Grotty, "Thanks coach, see ya next week."

Malachi Horsley, "Until next week Fizpop. Hopefully we can put on another good show for you and the guys at CabalVision."”