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Match Result · League division
· Tournament game
Match recorded on 2025-07-21 04:05:27
CTV 1300k+20k Orc
2
90k
8k
No change
1/1/0
Inducements: 1 part-time assistant coach
Player Performances
comp
cas
def
int
td
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
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2
-
-
2
1
14
153
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23
45
3
#9 Maknok Lizardwing – Seriously Hurt (MNG)
#11 Murag Norsebelly – Seriously Hurt (MNG)
Player Performances
comp
cas
def
int
td
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
2
-
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2
1
14
156
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41
39
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#6 Eva Elf-Like – Serious Injury (NI)
“The Cabalvision broadcast slowly fades into place showing Trasie Wolves'in's lupine face holding the vox wand.
"We're joined now by the Khorne-Star MVP of the match,
Linh-Dah Luve-lase. Linh-Dah, your coach has been on record in the past saying that ties are a betrayal of the game, and that real teams either win or lose. How's the team feeling after the tie today?"
The Bloodseeker's brown hair shines as she turns and gives the film-goblin a smile. "Well, Trasie, some times you just gotta deal with what's given to you. If there's not a lot to work with there, you do the best you can to make it serviceable, and move on to the next John. But, I will say this, it is good to finally be back to pounding away at other teams instead of just playing with ourselves."
The werewolf reporter does a double-take at the double entendre, but the Blood seeker shows no signs of stopping.
"And let me say that, we'll get the kinks worked into this thing. Mia was working like a dog out there, putting it through all the paces, but we have to get her to stop going down on every orc that comes asking. She's just really not handling the balls well enough for what we've come to expect from her.
And after making headlines last season, Chasie was primed to come out here and thrust her way into the conversation for a Golden Shower, or Destroyer, or whatever they call it. But then she had to just go and spend most of the game lying on her back begging for attention."
"Are you saying that the team isn't looking ready for the Top Tier Talent this season?"
The Bloodseeker holds up a finger. "No, I'm saying that a lot of us returning players aren't showing what it really means to be a professional Khorne-Star. But some of our new talent is showing real promise. Trasi was out there, just grinding away the whole game. She wasn't able to get a solid pop yet, but she's definitely left more than a few orcs spent on the sidelines for a lot of the game. And Vi came in clutch with that touch in the first half.
We're just going to need to put in more effort with making sure that when we grind down an opponent and ride them that hard, that we're there to make sure there's a good finish or all that build up will just edge us out of a strong finish. And nobody likes being just an edge away from a big finish forever."
With that, the brunette gives a wink to the camera before offering the werewolf reporter a smile and trotting back towards the locker room.
"Well... Uh... There you have it. Back to you, Bob and Jim!"”
"We're joined now by the Khorne-Star MVP of the match,
Linh-Dah Luve-lase. Linh-Dah, your coach has been on record in the past saying that ties are a betrayal of the game, and that real teams either win or lose. How's the team feeling after the tie today?"
The Bloodseeker's brown hair shines as she turns and gives the film-goblin a smile. "Well, Trasie, some times you just gotta deal with what's given to you. If there's not a lot to work with there, you do the best you can to make it serviceable, and move on to the next John. But, I will say this, it is good to finally be back to pounding away at other teams instead of just playing with ourselves."
The werewolf reporter does a double-take at the double entendre, but the Blood seeker shows no signs of stopping.
"And let me say that, we'll get the kinks worked into this thing. Mia was working like a dog out there, putting it through all the paces, but we have to get her to stop going down on every orc that comes asking. She's just really not handling the balls well enough for what we've come to expect from her.
And after making headlines last season, Chasie was primed to come out here and thrust her way into the conversation for a Golden Shower, or Destroyer, or whatever they call it. But then she had to just go and spend most of the game lying on her back begging for attention."
"Are you saying that the team isn't looking ready for the Top Tier Talent this season?"
The Bloodseeker holds up a finger. "No, I'm saying that a lot of us returning players aren't showing what it really means to be a professional Khorne-Star. But some of our new talent is showing real promise. Trasi was out there, just grinding away the whole game. She wasn't able to get a solid pop yet, but she's definitely left more than a few orcs spent on the sidelines for a lot of the game. And Vi came in clutch with that touch in the first half.
We're just going to need to put in more effort with making sure that when we grind down an opponent and ride them that hard, that we're there to make sure there's a good finish or all that build up will just edge us out of a strong finish. And nobody likes being just an edge away from a big finish forever."
With that, the brunette gives a wink to the camera before offering the werewolf reporter a smile and trotting back towards the locker room.
"Well... Uh... There you have it. Back to you, Bob and Jim!"”
The gobo toss was glorious. The troll decided to mentally show up for the final play and most importantly, NOT eat the gobo. Then Dreadpox managed a good enough toss. Then Ghorbash ‘Plan B’ Mummyslaver nailed the landing then waltzed into the end zone. A thing of unexpected beauty. (To be clear, referring here to the 10.0 landing and the dodging past the Khorne defenders, not Mummyslaver. No, that Goblin was Fugly as hell and had some warts than needed some serious medical attention).
But enough about the game. Rogmesh had the best idea since the cricket fest otherwise known as the ‘Rat Ogre Parking’ skit. It wasn’t Rogmeshs’ fault that the crowd didn’t understand world class humor. Shreader had to go up into the crowd and enforce laughter out of the spectators. But the lab rat excelled at explaining ‘funny’ and by the end, the crowd was laughing under Shreaders’ watchful eye. Well at least until the police showed up and arrested him for assault. Apparently enforcing laughter is a class B felony. Who knew?
But what was this good idea that brought a smile to Rogmeshs’ face you ask? Well, Rogmesh had by chance been sitting behind Coach Garc at the Doomkiller/Waaagh game and overheard some top-secret info that was going to make him a fortune. Yes, Coach ‘Loose Lips Sinks Ships’ Garc had let slip the betting matrix the bot used to calculate the odds. It is based on coaching skill.
Rogmesh knew this was deeply flawed as Coal Butte was heavily not favored in the FA Cup. Coach Cervus sucked at coaching so that part of the algorithm was fair enough. But Rogmesh didn’t think it gave enough weight to the intangibles such as Coal Buttes’ rampant cheating, strong espionage game, and of course, the team Barbour. Then there was the X factor, bourbon. Until the betting bot could detect whether a coach was under the influence, there was a flaw in the program that could lead to world domination!
a) Collect Garcs
b) ?
c) World Domination!
Ok, so the second step still needed some work, but is it clear that the first step is collecting Garcs.
The snag was, Rogmesh couldn’t use inside knowledge as to whether Coach Cervus had started hitting the bourbon bottle pre-game and placing his bets accordingly. Apparently the ‘No fun supreme overlord’ of the NWBL had a Pete Rose rule in effect. No, what Rogmesh needed was a plan B.
”