“Alright Enforcer Enthusiasts, we called and you answered!

We put some of Elftown's Elite out on the pitch last night to see what they could do, and they didn't disappoint. Three of these probationary Enforcers were able to hold the Line of Scrimmage for much of the match. But... as much as it pains us to admit, Elftown is not adequately prepared to permanently house and employ the near-rabid squirrel Akhorne. However, we respectfully wish him well in their future endeavors in the league, and tip our ears at the hit he fearlessly laid upon that abyssmally, tatter-wrapped flesh bag Moe Wrappeh! Hopefully, it knocked some style into his skull... one needn't wear filthy rags just because one is formerly dead!

That being said, we hope to see more of Eltown's Elite at the tryouts this week, especially someone who can fill the shoes of Amrawa Lesh as they spend some time with Elftown's most entrusted medical staff.”