“OK, I know that the manly thing to do is to take your beats like a man.

But...

That was the unluckiest 68% luck game I have ever played. Every roll that was non-critical, I made with ease. Every clutch roll, of which there were far too many, thanks to Gazguuls good coaching and luck, failed miserably. It basically came down to a blocking war that the Orks with their superior ST and extra Guard won, and with it the game. To be fair, Gazguul had some dodgy rolls too, so it wasn't all one-sided. Typical event of the match - desperate Turn 16 Long Bomb from bitzer to blitzer is picked off on a target 9 interception by a Black Ork. Sigh.

Gazguul is a good coach, and handled my whining very well. I would definitely play him again, if he would give me the chance.”