“Oh this was a brutal match, the Manglers well and truly lived up to their name when a few of their fans decided to have a bit of a "chat" with the ref...
The manglers took advantage of the refs distraction to really put the boot in just for the hell it.
When asked to comment on his teams actions Grimuz the team captain muttered something unflattering about players who call themselves Flower.
After the first quater a good percentage of the Cassel Casualties decided it would be a good idea to hide in the dug out.
After Storm made a touchdown the hopes of the Casualties briefly soared only to be dashed again on the brutal black boots of the blitzers as the ref disappeared again for another chat with the Mangler's fans.
The only casualty on the Manglers side was Grit the Undersized when Bogsnot attempted to launch him into orbit.
To add insult to injury the Manglers blitzed what remained of the Casualties in the closing minutes of the game.”