“Bong Bong ba Bing Bong Ding

Bloodbowl center in 5, 4, 3, 2,

Hello, Its been said that in blood bowl "Speed KILLS", or at least it Seriously injures. I have never seen such a weak bunch of beast men, Punisher went out with a "Poked Eye." Whaaaa Whaaaaa Whaaaa, At least the mino got his jaw broke, he has a reason to not play.

The Storm Raven pulled a fast one when they used a last second backfield shift on the opening kick off. What was just a few guys on the line, turned into a swirly melee of Chaos Warriors, a Minoutaur, Beastmen and whimpy little line rats. Will it work for them, Nope. The rats held up, allowing Slim Rattay to get the end of the line and squirt off for a TD. Two second half TD's really iced the game. Slim hogged the ball scoring three. and Whistem Clubclaw laid out Khorthar in the hit of the game, he just sneaks up on him and POW 'don't you hate pants' DOH. That hit also earned him the MVP honors with the fans. From luckless beasts to Beastly beauties, the Amozons were out in force in putting the hurt on the Waring Sapps Goblin team. Lets go to the film for a break down..... ”