“Um. Bloody game! Took all of the first half to score on my offense, weathered the loss of Mr GoddamnBetterBeImmortal who died to the ogre but made a miraculous recovery. Turn after that, My lads decide to off first a newbie longbeard (and the medic fails to work his magic) then a block-runner, on two subsequent blocks, involving my rolling six sixes in a row. Surreal! So anyway, we scored; with a slayer, no less, who'd caught a pass actually aimed for him.

Then the second half begins and I wrest the ball from him, and score, after deciding not to delay an extra turn, though I could have. And then, after he chucks a long bomb to his ogre (intentionally!), I get the ball off him again, and all is going well in the final turns until that runner comes up and twats my blitzer that had the ball on a 2-dice-bad block. My slayer catches it on a good old six. Laughter ensues. My blitzer gets up and blats his runner, and he, um, dies. My slayer scores. The end...

Surreal.”