“Of all the bad luck i have ever had, this might just have been the worst. A guy dies on the third block of the game. My first turn ends on double skulls. Second ends on a failed gfi with re roll. Third turn ends on double skulls. By turn four of the first half, my luck was at 15%.

My gutter runners could barely dodge, and my rat ogre was gone at the start of the second half.

I could keep going, but laziness prevents me from going into detail all the misfortune that hit these guys this game.

To make it worse, he has a two dice my choice block and my ball carrier, and rolls double pow, dodges like elves, picks up the ball, and forms a cage.

There are times when you just have to know when its not worth continuing.

Match conceded, team retired. Hopefully when i make a new one, its thrower can actually pick up the ball.

I swear i am totally cursed in the ranked division.

What the hell did i do to you to deserve luck like this, Nuffle?”