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FUMBBL HAIKU'S
Match Result · Faction division
Match recorded on 2004-10-31 16:58:40
Hospital Ward
TV 1990k Skaven
Jinxed
1
60k
No change
2/2/0
George Bush and Chums
Orc TV 2220k
Glomp
1
60k
No change
0/6/0
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
Laceration
-
-
2
-
-
4
-
-
-
-
-
#2
Fleshwound
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
#3
Lesion
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
#4
Trauma
-
-
-
-
1
5
-
-
-
-
-
#5
Ruptured Spleen
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
#6
dislocated vertebra
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
-
-
#7
Slash
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
#8
Broken Spine
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
#9
Crushed Ribcage
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
#10
Harm
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
#12
Distress
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
#13
Skull-fracture
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
#14
Hemorrhage
1
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
-
-
-
#15
Scratch
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
#16
Shock
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
-
-
TOTALS
1
-
4
-
1
16
-
-
-
-
-
#7 Slash – Dead (RIP)
#8 Broken Spine – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#8 Broken Spine – Smashed Knee (NI)
#12 Distress – Broken Neck (-AG)
“
Note to self;
Never ever play Orcs again.
6 serious injuries?
and a death?
Rright.
Nuff said.
Oh and robbed of a victory to boot.
First chance of a td; two times a 1 in that turn. Orcs score instead.
Last turn 2nd half; 3+ dodge (with gutter/no tackler present) failed.
Even if I had to do a hand-ff to score. Still; dodge failed. Rrright.
I should have known of course.
George Bush and Chums cannot be trusted.
”
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
George Bush
-
-
1
-
1
7
-
-
-
-
-
#2
Dick Cheyney
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
-
-
#3
John Ashcroft
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
#4
Donald Rumsfeld
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
#5
Colin Powell
-
-
2
-
-
4
-
-
-
-
-
#6
Tom Ridge
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
#8
Condoleezza Rice
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
#9
Enron
1
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
-
-
-
#11
Lockheed Martin
-
1
-
-
-
1
-
-
-
-
-
#12
The Supreme Court
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
-
-
#13
Iraq
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
-
-
TOTALS
1
1
6
-
1
21
-
-
-
-
-
#13 Iraq – Dead (RIP)
“
Hmm not sure what happened there...
Bashed the living piss out of his clanrats (the teams only mb blitzer did nothing).
He si'd a blitzer (only mng towards the end of the first half) which I apothed. Not like this mashed up skaven team is going to hurt me anymore right?
Wrong.
Si'd John ashcroft and Iraq dies on a Gfi.
Couple of badly hurts too.
What a mess.
Think someone nabbed my armour.
Can't believe it was a draw either. We wuz robbed :P
Ah well i'll finish the job next time >:D
Update: ah yeah last game was the 13th win. Should have guessed really.
”
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Never ever play Orcs again.
6 serious injuries?
and a death?
Rright.
Nuff said.
Oh and robbed of a victory to boot.
First chance of a td; two times a 1 in that turn. Orcs score instead.
Last turn 2nd half; 3+ dodge (with gutter/no tackler present) failed.
Even if I had to do a hand-ff to score. Still; dodge failed. Rrright.
I should have known of course.
George Bush and Chums cannot be trusted.
”