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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2004-11-11 17:50:07
Conceded
TV 1190k Human
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Winnings 0k
Spectators
-1 Dedicated Fans
Casualties 0/1/0
 
 
Skaven TV 1130k
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100k Winnings
Spectators
Fanfactor +1
1/0/1 Casualties
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#6 Ser Rodrik – Dead (RIP)
OK 4th turn 0-0
I blitz one 2str gutter runner and can't knock him down with 2 dice
Then I block the other gutter runner same result cant knock him down with 2 dice
So he scores
Turn 5 a linesman catches the kcikoff great!
Turn 6 The kinesman with the ball fails my fisrt go for it for the game and is badly hurt, gifting the ball to the the fuckwit.
Then one of my players die from the rat ogre that regained conciousness 1st go.
Turn 7 blitz the gutter runner who has the ball yay knock him down he drops the ball.
My linesman picks up the ball yay
Turn 8 wow another one of my guys is BH by a skaven.
I have 2 BH and one dead he has 1 KO
yeh fuck me I KO'd everything, 1 guy.
my guy gets knocked down dropps the ball
So I'm down by 2 at this stage and his guy can wake up, mine can't come back.
2nd half he kicks off ball goes right into the corner woohoo!
I blitz a gutter runner, no cant knock him down
I SI his thrower, I still have 2 BH and one dead to his 1 KO and 1 SI, yeh fucken hell.
OK his gutter runner gets KO'd going for it, not like my guy BH.
Woohoo another KO for me.
he goes for it sucess
he goes for it sucess
he goes for it sucess
I blitz his stormvermin who is next to my ball carrier cant knock him down with 2 dice.
Turn4
I try to block a str2 gutter runner and with 2 dice best i can get is pow skull
my guy goes down my turn ends
Turn 5 block the gutterrunner again he wont go down on 2 dice
I do a short pass need a 3+ to catch no roll a 2
gutter runner dodges away
skaven lineman dodges away
I hit the gutter runner with 2 dice again but no he wont go down
My thrower with sure hands fails to pick up ball
skaven lineman dodges sucess
gutter runner make 3 dodges in a row oh yeh and grabs the ball as well
skaven lineman dodges sucess
gutter runner dodges away then make 3 succesfull go for it's
Watch the fucking replay
would have benn 1-1 if my guys didn't
1. fail to knock down the gutter runner in 3 attempts in 3 turns
2. manage to catch the short pass
3. or pick up the ball with sure hands
he got his first score because the str2 gutter runner would not go down
He got every fucking bit of luck he needed WHEN HE NEEDED IT.
Nothing i did worked at all
I did 1 go for it and got BH and turned over the ball
Sure he got a KO from a go for it but it didn't matter coz he didn't have the ball
Not my fault he dont have spare players to cope with KO's
Call me a fucking bitch, If i ever met him in real life i'd tear his thoat out with my bear hands.
He was extremely lucky, and he was being a smarmy git about it.\
So i conceded, fuck me, he gets all the money +1 FF i get -1 FF
Whats the fucking problem. Oh you missed out on getting 3 SP for you fucking gutter runner. You poor barstard.
"above-average strategy that prevented him from scoring" Bull fucking shit
It was a stream of Bad luck WATCH THE FUCKING REPLAY.





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#8 Pecorino – Smashed Knee (NI)
My opponent was a good sport to begin with. Even though i made an early TD he took it well, maybe because he kept knocking my guys out. He almost scored the equaliser several times, but i prevented him from doing so... Towards the end, when i was 7 vs 10 on the field, i took the ball from him, got it away with my Gutter Runner and ran towards the goal line when the little bitch conceded the match and called me lucky. In fact, the whole game he had KOed everything he blocked (or so it seemed) and it was above-average strategy that prevented him from scoring. That, and his mediocre play. I'll never play that bitch again...
 
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