“"Wow, what a game, Bob."

"You said it, Dan, that was one barnstormer of a Blood Bowl match. The Daemons of Xanadu taking on the Gamilon Empire, two teams playing their first match together, and I think you could say you've got the start of a great rivalry."

"Yep, and what can't you say about this game? Two game-tying touchdowns at the last seconds of both halves, plenty of hard hitting, and let's not forget the death of Cranshaw of the Gamilon Empire."

"It's Nuffle's will, Dan. Greed of the DoX lays a wicked blitz on him, knocking him prone for a second, but his horns must have been sharpened today. The hit gouged a deep cut into Cranshaw. A cloud of spurting blood and he's gone."

"Yep, but can you blame Greed? Those skinks are slippery bastards. Back in my Blood Bowl days, you better believe they were prime targets. Lightly armored and fast as hell, just like Skaven Runners. If you don't take them out with a block, they're worth risk of getting kicked out of the game for fouling them."

"Speaking of which, the Daemons fouled twice to great effect. Blasphemy gouged Daygon's eye. He was out of the game and will have to miss his next to recover from that.. Gluttony fouled the Saurus Vulgar out of the game in the second half. Both times, the ref wasn't looking, and that's what you're looking for as a coach. You can play dirty and stupid, but that's an example of playing dirty smart."

"And BRONK! of the DoX gets himself knocked out of the game in the first half!"

"Yep, he blocked the Saurus Lysis and pushed him back. A wise player might have stopped there, but you know those raging minos. Well, Lysis got pushed right next to his teammates, and they all helped him knock BRONK! on his bully ass."

"No kidding! The roar of the crowd was deafening as he was taken to the infirmary nursing his injuries."

"In the end, it came down to this situation: The Chaos Warrior Ezekiel runs faster than I've ever seen a man in full armor run and lays a hit on the skink Gustaf just a few yards from the endzone. Gustaf stays on his feet, but Ezekiel is between him and the tying score with only a few seconds left. Gustaf does a little fancy footwork to freeze Ezekiel, and WHAM! Lysis knocks him out of the play. Gustaf scrambles into the endzone, the buzzer sounds, and the Gamilon Empire gets a tie that they can only call a win."

"An incredible game, Bob, one that I'll remember for some time to come. I'm Dan, and on behalf of myself and my compadre Bob here, thank you for watching. We now return you to your regularly scheduled Cabalvision programming."

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