“Well, another game to prove that while I cannot cause a decent casualty against any of the bash teams that desperately deserve to suffer them, I clean up in recovery matches. All this carnage without even putting the boot in!

It was a relatively quiet first half, until surprise playmaker and relative rookie Sluggo the beastman put star chaos warriorKiljoy to shame by out casualtying him two to none in the first half's second drive. Kiljoy and the rest of the chaos warriors made up for it later in the game, thinning the Daves' ranks enough to make the winning TD a cakewalk. Nuffle truly added insult to injury (injuries) at the final kickoff, with a turn 8 Blitz in Slaughterhouse's favor granting the chaos a bonus turn of beats. Given the gallant performance by the Dave's their coach chose not to capitalize on it and punish them further.

Thanks again to my opponent for being a sport and recovering my mashed up chaos team. Sorry about the RIPs and -AV - but I think we can all agree that that chump Schwimmer had it coming, and we're better off with Carmen single again!

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