Ze early hurting of ze Strigoi Lurd dovnhearted ze team zince zey cud no longer hurt. It did not matter tough, becuz under the tu.. tu... TUTELAGE of ze Überlord ze team managed to do absoluteli nothing at all.”
“A wicked game off the bat (no pun to the opponent intended) when his lord of darkness and unpaid parking tickets got splatted by Hurt the Third( and four of his closest friends)! A chainsaw was available to complete the slaughter but alas.....not required.
First victory of the tourney over a tough opponent. Beware the 1/2ling!
Ze early hurting of ze Strigoi Lurd dovnhearted ze team zince zey cud no longer hurt. It did not matter tough, becuz under the tu.. tu... TUTELAGE of ze Überlord ze team managed to do absoluteli nothing at all.”