“***** Wismerhill added to buddy list *****

"Good evening sports fans, Chestar and Brad here for tonights TGIF network LIVE game...and what a game it promises to be. There's potential for a lot of scores, and a lot of blood."
"Huh, dem's elvsies gonna run rings around us Chestar."
"Not if they lose the use of their legs Brad...And we're off! Decent ball for the Sepp's...and bosh! BH to that elf, that's quickly promi....wtf? The Apo's running out! Is the Elf coach drunk? This could prove to be a severe battering for the pointy-ears tonight."
"I love pointy-ear soup. Nice and green. Not as nice as Orange though, that's my favourite colour...I love Oranges me..."

--------scuffles break out in the studio, police are called, and chestar is carted off in manacles by 3 Ogre Plod-----

--whispers of "you'll have to do it on your own" are barely audible--

"Erm, well, duh elves not falling hard...Dey putting up good fight. .Dem 1-man blocks always workin fuh elves..Ooooh....got ball, pass...HEYYYYY!!!! Da Warrior jumped up and grabbed it in air!...Bitz of bish, bash, bosh, and Sepp's score at end of half...Dat's good."

-----2nd half Sepp's kick-----

"Doz elvsies playing funny, not hittin hard enough...like chuckin bladda fing around..boo...more blood we wantz...WOOPS! Da Sepp's evil Beastie wiv steel toe boot fingies leaped like big bruvva Warrior! Look like Team Chef bin feedin dem frog legz...Oooh, Chestar back, me off..nite nite"

---10 seconds later following scurrying noises---

"I'm back sports fans, it seems the Constabulary can't prosecute without the form being signed, and that *bleep* *bleep* can't write, so i'm in the clear! Back to the game, and it looks like the elves plan of a passing game has let them dowm, with 2 passes and 2 interceptions, remarkable. A little bit of argy bargy on the drive to the line, but the Sepp's are gonna score, no question. Ouch! That niggler must've been in frustration at his thrower losing the game for them, i've not seen a harder 1-on-1 hit like that since I lumped Brad a fortnight ago. If you want to see a replay of that awesome hit, it's on the networks library, visit www.TGIFnetwork.com/replays/Chestar/BradMutilations/134.wav."

---Crowd cheer as whistle blows----

"There it is fans, a freaky game for the chaos team, leaping for ball like woodies, maybe that elf thrower should be investigated for match fixing, it's been known...The claw/RSC beastie finally got his first ever cas, and the Apo, having been on a St.John's Ambulance 1st aid course managed to save the niggler, making it a whopping 2/6 successes! Things may be turning around for the team with one aim. A series of poor games may come to an end, but we won't know till the fat lady sings, and as I can feel the ground shaking, she's just walking out to sing the fans off home..I'm off, she's worse than Britney Spears with no vocoder. Good night sports fans and see you next week. This has been Chestar and Brad for the TGIF network."

Mis-click on the Apo could've really hurt, but kudos to Wismerhill for continuing 15 Turns with no Apo. Really wierd game, the chaos doing things a little more chaotic than usual, the elves doing things a little less than elf-like sometimes. You are more than welcome to that rematch dude, and I look forward to seeing the usual pickup/pass/catch/leg it/score combo from those pesky elves!”