“The Rotted Flesh were crushed today by the Maleficarum who were on song today.

The Flesh were obviously rusty after not having played a match for some time as they were unusally slow footed and clumsy. In fact, on both of their first offensive drives, the Maleficarum took them by surprised and blitzed their slow asses to score!

The Flesh were not helped by poor blocking, poor dodging and poor throwing. They would probably have had bad catching too if they managed to throw a ball anywhere near one of their players!

Meanwhile, the Maleficarum did little wrong and scored with ease.

In the second half, the Flesh played a bit better, but not by much. They over committed in defence and allowed an easy score, then powered their way to a score of their own by trapping 3 4 Maleficarum players on the sidelines who were all sent out of bounds to sign autographs.
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A game where Nuffle bent me over, and shoved a 6 foot cactus up my chocolate factory! The first half was totally no fun, getting blitzed twice, each time when I got my turn to try and stop the score, I would get a double skulls somewhere, or fail a dodge with reroll, or fail a GFI with a reroll. It was so so sad.

The second half was more enjoyable when I accepted Nuffle had done me in good and I only had to take it up the sphincter for another 30 minutes or so. My luck was still pretty crap, with a couple of double skulls, failed dodge rerolls etc.

In fact, my opponent had 1 reroll unused in the first half, and 3 in the second!!!

Still my opponent played pretty well to exploit my run of bad luck.

A loss of 1.28 in coach rating that was decided by a few crucial rolls in the first half.... hey Nuffle, if you are finished, can you take that cactus out of my ass please? LOL”