“Due to the TR diff, the GObs started with a 4 handicaps, (Palmed Coin, Duh Where Am I, Smelling Salts & Buzzing) with those results I considered myself fairly lucky.

The Gobs with only 11 players, which included a high number of SW's naturally decided to drive. On 'kick off' the V V were staring at 2 chainsaws, 2 Bombers, 2 Pogosticks, 1 Fanatic, 1 Fouler and oh yeah 3 ordinary Gobs. With such an array of illegal weapons facing their team the Human fans decided they had to help out as much as they could and duely invaded the Pitch, leaving 5 players stunned (inc Chainsaw, Fanatic 2 x Pogos) The Gobbo fans had decided to put all their might and pick on Rager the ST4 Blitzer.

The Gobbos found it hard to extract themselves from this mess whilst also trying to have fun with all their secret weapons. With both Chainsaws whirring, Bombs exploding everywhere, the Fanatic 'Trying' his hardest and the Fouler BH a Blitzer the Humies quickly rushed in to score on the 2nd Turn.

The Ref had seen enuff! Both Bombers and Chainsaws were sent off, so once again the teams setup, only for the V V boys to quickly get in the Gobbos half and grab the ball, the Fouler used his boot only to be spotted and sent off as well. The Humies 2nd TD can on the 5th Turn and this time the ref had seen enough of the Ball & Chain!

The Gobs by now were feeling slightly victimised and were looking for an early exit. But the Humies managed to sneak one more TD in before half time.

2nd half and the Humies come back on field only to discover the Gobbos had sneaked out the back exit and were high tailing it for the 'Misty Mountains'.

The Vain boys now move onto the next round of the Unranked Cup 1”