“First half was a comedy of errors on both teams part, as nobody could pick up the blasted ball. Humans did a couple times, but once they got close to the endzone and tried to GFI to score, Tika tripped and fell. From then on, NOBODY on either side, for 6 straight turns, could pick up the ball. Insane.

Second half, he tries to throw a pass, but double-1 stops that idea. Being heavily outnumbered (two MNG and two more lost from a virus), the woodies could only shake their heads as the humans surrounded and then PICKED UP the ball for a 1-0 lead. Next drive, he stands a chance to equalize...until his first block nets a double-skull, he hasn't moved an elf near the ball yet, and the humans again surround the ball and score.

It just wasn't the elves day.”