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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2005-04-27 11:10:18
TV 2530k Dwarf
2
Winnings 30k
Spectators
+1 Dedicated Fans
Casualties 2/4/0
 
 
Chaos TV 2360k
0
10k Winnings
Spectators
Fanfactor -1
0/0/1 Casualties
Player Performances
 
 
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#5 Furrin Stonefaced – Dead (RIP)
What a one-sided masochistic pounding, so very glad we were on nuffles side this game. Expecting a double figures casualty score from this game, with wagonloads of bodies leaving the stadium from both sides, the dwarves are still agog at the relatively light injuries. Opening turn with a block on the Bash D troll, through arm9 like butter, regeneration fails and so does the good doctor. Ironic that our apothecary fails also, on the only cas, and pretty much the only action the chaos were allowed by nuffle. We are unsure what the chaos replaced there smelling salts with, but the players sure seemed in a hurry to knock themselves out, just to be recovered to do it over again. Added to the insane armor rolls the dwarves made every block, the Chaos didn't have a chance.

Twahnlows

3pts - byDP - The only successful action, and quite a nasty one at that, killing a 59spp longbeard.

The rest of the team do not deserve any points at all, I am unable to find another player who actually was allowed to do anything at all...go nuffle =(
Maybe the guy who KO'd himself dodgin, just to come back and do it again in the 2nd half.


Pity about the game Chunky, your a great coach who I always enjoy playing, billed to be a match to end all matches, we end up with this
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#9 Bydrunkenidiotcoachesnotusingapoth – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#9 Bydrunkenidiotcoachesnotusingapoth – Smashed Knee (NI)
#14 Byfoul – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#14 Byfoul – Smashed Knee (NI)
Well, this is probably the biggest raping Nuffle ever gave me. I was expecting a brutal match, as botht hese teams are brutal teams. But with Sandune getting to hit first, and me having some deadset atrocious luck at the start, I was blown off the pitch before I got a chance to do much of anything. Sandune and the Smashers don't need much of a chance to do heavy damage regardless, but when given the opportunity by Nuffle it really hurts.

I can't honestly give out Twahnlow votes at this stage - the game was kind of a blur. I dare say I'll sit down sooner or later, watch the replay and pick them then.

OK, have now replayed the horror:

3 points - Yuri Gravelmaker - did most of the early damage, which was what really hurt us and made the game easy for the Smashers

2 - Crasx Ironhead - smashed us up to prevent any hint of a comeback from Bash D, not that there was much hope.

1 - Furrin Stonefaced - started the game by niggling the troll, and setting the tone for the entire match.
 
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