“A bad start to the third week of the EMU and a humiliating defeat at the hands of the pointy-ears. Blissful Brutality loses its first match ever.

The match started badly as Da Lynch Mob were preparing their traditional assault on the ref when suddenly Avengers fans appeared to counter-attack. The result was a bloody riot where thousands of pansies were mutilated but at the cost of holding up the game for 6 turns. It was way too obvious that the Avengers had studied Blissul Brutality's tactics and were prepared. Amidst the confusion woodie catcher Nate was able to sneak through the Brutality defences and caught a short pass from Leraelon.

The woodies were able to score again in the second half following a mysterious bang giving the pansies a quicksnap and a one-turn TD. This most evidently illustrates the poofs neverending supply of cheats and tricks as we all know that elfs can't play stand-up bloodbowl.

The third TD came after treeman Darkwood poked one of his twigs in Damage Manual's eye resulting in a futile blind counterstroke which ended up with Damage lying on the pitch.

Sad... very sad. All we can say is.... THAT SISSY FAERIES SHOULD BE PUT ON A SKEWER!!!
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