“This game was quite the change from the last game. I though this team never would make it since their performance matched that of a newbie ‘fling team, but Nuffle shone on the beards tonight and ensured a glorious victory. But to be honest, I managed a lucky SI on turn one and then proceeded with a very simple strategy: hit ‘em and hit ‘em hard, it worked. Although elves of all teams can manage when outnumbered the gap simply grew too large. My first drive was doing alright when #9 Charity, saw it fit to more or less “give” the ball away. Being up against an elf opponent, of course he managed to take advantage of my a little too forward positioning of the bulls. He picked the ball up and dumped it off into my end zone. The game then turned into a cat and mouse chase back to my ez, I tried to handle it as well as I could, but his speed was greater (duh, ofcourse you’re a dwarf).
My fans got really upset by this lack of killing and maiming, so they started a riot. My following drive greatly benefited from a number of stunned players on his team. It was a walk in the park to shield the ball and run it down the field.
With a stroke of skill he managed to totally rip my defence apart and put two catchers with in scoring range. Fortunately my fellows did learn a lesson from the last game and now blocked like dwarves are supposed to. Being out of options he had to throw the ball into a well marked catcher, odds were against and probability prevailed.
Second half consisted mostly of a drive of my opponent that I managed to stop in its track. The following mayhem of course benefited my Block gifted beards. I think I managed to force the elves into a game style they really didn’t want to play.
Enjoyable game with a very sportsmanlike coach, återmatch någon dag när de växt till sig.
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