“And the Ol' Bleached Bones are off to a flying start!

Whispers in the corners that this team of true veterans should have been put to rest (literally) a long time ago suddenly faded when the Bones managed to pull out a spectacular win against the Skaven team Floatis. Dirs killing himself on a failed dodge that went right past a couple of Bones players early on certainly helped but this didn't stop the fans from joining the Ol' Bleached Bones' fanclub post-match.

It was hard to get a comment from the team coach who had trouble keeping his head on his shoulders, as he was jumping up and down after the 2nd TD was scored and victory was secured. We did however manage to get the following statement from him:

"I'm thrilled ! Everyone had us doomed from the beginning and then we pull of something like this - it seems as if though the vast experience of the players combined served as one of the winning factors on the team and we'll be sure to put it to good use in the future. But we mustn't let this victory make us overconfident - luck was with us as well today."

The coach had to stop the interview here as the team-mascot ran off with his thigh-bone.

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