“The Har Ganeth's least enjoyable match to date.

A quiet coach grew silent as the mighty Dark Elves managed to hold on to their early 2-0 lead. Lucky at times, unlucky at others (lots of dodging from us, but no armour breaks) we withstood a bloody game, as the Horder fouled their way through our team.

An impressive 6 BH followed and we finished the game with a mere 5 players, although that did not halt the vicious boots of the Humans, as stained, tough leather (and steel methinks, for those boots HURT) rained down upon our crouched but defiant elvish bodies.

We pushed for the third towards the end of the second half, but neither we nor the humans could hold the ball for long, our diving tackles and stolen rerolls combatting their fiercer strength.. We did enough to take the win, but only misfortune stopped the Horder scoring a last turn consolation touchdown.

The Human coach fled after the game, no doubt disappointed with the performance of his men, but the Har Ganeth celebrate the end to their 4 game winless streak, and a match with no lasting injuries.”