“Ok, so where to start? How about the start. First kickoff, I kick. Quick Snap, he One Turn TD’s. Next kickoff. Blitz! He can reach the ball, deep kick..and catches it. I try to block…double skulls. ReRoll burned. He scores (after KOing two humans of course).

My turn 2, down 0-2. First action: double skulls. This even beats the last two stupid games I played in terms of basic, bend-over dice. I finally get some position and just need two GFI to score…1 RR 1. 0-3. Did I mention all this time I’ve been blocking him like nuts…with nothing better than a Prone result…when I do manage a POW.

This would be the point where the Harolds waved their little white flag of surrender and decided to lay on the beats instead. Not that it works all that well, but what the heck, when the dice won’t help out there isn’t anything you can do anyway.

And of course, when we do score…the reward be what? A RIP lino (apoth fails) on the LOS next kickoff! Sure glad I bowed to pressure and made that TD… x)

Ah well, good game Enarion, and we knew you’d see how much great fun fouling could be by then end there! W00t w00t the b00t! Hope you didn’t take it personal, but with dice rolling like mine I had to try and wear your elves down somehow, though eventually it just became too late for anything.
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