“This was never going to be easy for the Knights.....tournament draws as they are, they were dealt a cruel blow....however when 3 of the Flutterby boys couldnt take the field due to severe sickness....things started to look up....well....not so down anyway...Lorenz trudged onto the pitch and just glared at the opposition.
As the match kicked off Lorenz could be heard screaming in the most gutteral of tones...."lets ave' ya, yeh filthy goats!" before they promptly knocked him out and proceeded to layeth the smackdown before walking in an easy TD.
The restart saw a strange occurance.....the Knights kicked, Gollancz caught the ball then proceeded to stand there and scream incoherently about it! The lads managed to convince him to run towards the end zone, but he insisted on hitting goats on the way through.....to within scoring distance....at which point on the stroke of half time...the Knights fans screamed at him telling him he was heading in the wrong direction.....(now lets get this straight...Gollancz isn't exactly the sharpest tool in the box) what did he do.......

Stood there and roared back at them! Aaaaargh!!!!

Second half and the Flutterby boys were starting to take Effect....Knights were falling left right and centre and Lorenz was on a mission...he wanted that Legend status.....and some filthy goat was gonna get it for him.....

This tournament will prolly see Lorenz dead or retired.....but a dead or retired Legend is what he'll be...

The carnage that ensued was gratuitous, though no foul play was seen, and the Knights that walked/limped or were carried off the field can be proud of the fight they put up....brave men to enter such a tourney...a bravery they'll carry forward.

great game Wolfhowl3! thx”