“After 26 matches, this one was the first one in which I lost the toss. That unexpected price of bad luck was the precursor to a match in which both teams had more trouble with the dice than with each other. I rolled snake eyes 6 or 7 times, which should be nigh impossible statistically.

We go now for a live interview with Scaz, starring blitzer for the Disciples:

Q: What do you think about the match - you must be unhappy with the loss?

A: Them little dorfs be much tougher than them looks. Them bash my boys good - but not too good, all make it home to cave in one piece. Them was more than us most of da match, so is ok.

Q: But you still got your behinds handed to you, did you not?

A: You was not in dere, was you? You not get bashed by dorf gauntlets, eh? Maybe me show what is like?

Q: Really - there is no call for that. Why can't you just admit that being big strong orks, you ought to have won? Be a man about it.

A: Hrunh? You be man about dis, humie ....

*Crunch!* Ow-ow, help! *Ka-pow!* *Bash!*”