“A dour affair from the perspective of 'Saws fans saw them leaving the stands early. The Freaks fans were in much better voice.

Coach Chainsaw denied that an all-night party the night before the game had any effect on the result.

The alcohol fueled session was apparenly a team building exercise due to recent low morale and Steam said of the evening, "I'm surprised only 3 players were reported to need smelling salts to recover from their drunken stupours this morning."

Coach Chainsaw remarked, "They [the Chainsaw] were just that bad. Nothing worked today, obviously the guys aren't practising hard enough. Perhaps another team building event is required." And with that he let off a foul smelling noisy belch and staggered down the tunnel - the wrong tunnel but I'm sure he was just off to congratulate the Transylvanian Freaks.”