“A vicious encounter which the Chainsaw won five to nothing. Yes, I know that's the casualty count, but do the crowd care about anything else?

The touchdown scoreline is more indicative of the 'Saws weariness at savaging the Khuruk Ai side. Every time they required that extra yard of pace, which on at least one occasion would have lead to a score and affected the lesser outcome of the match, the player would slip and fall. Even Razor, usually so solid and stretching over for his customary scores, was unable to get his toe over the line today.

The match was a bruising encounter with the only notable action, aside from the casualty count, being numerous last ditch blocks by the Khuruk side to keep the Chainsaw off the scoresheet. Coach Chainsaw said afterwards, "A draw would have been a fairer result on the balance of play. As usual bad luck and not bad tactics cost us the game. However on another day perhaps we might have been carrying off our players on stretchers whilst running out victors."

The crowd, yet again disgusted at the lack of a fatality after the intervention of Khuruk Ai's apothecary, left booed both sides off of the pitch disappointed. Razor said, "They're not booing me." Instantly everybody nodded in agreement, muttering compliments and praise in his direction.”