“Chaos team Horneed Beasts From Hell met a Chainsaw side on their longest ever undefeated run. A more balanced 'Saws team has been decimating sides of late, but that did not stop a strong looking Beasts side from fancying their chances.

It became immediately obvious in the most spectacular fashion that Slice is now keenly aware of his fame. As the most powerful player on the home team, the minotaur Juggernaut, charged forward with his head down, Slice crouched expectantly. At the last second, he leapt up using the creature's front leg as a boost. In what can only be described as an expert martial arts move, he grabbed the beast by the horns and smashed his knee upwards into it's jaw, driving the head back with such force that Juggernaut's horns tore completely free of their owner. The way the neck snapped back would have killed any normal creature, but this was a minotaur and it managed to roll off the pitch in hornless agony.

Thonk decided he'd try emulate this spectacular injury, settling on a nearby beastman who was staring in amazement at the broken Minotaur. Grabbing it by the horns as well, he tried to boost himself up off it's leg. Thonk is twice the size of Slice and the beastman several times smaller than the giant minotaur. Predictably the poor beastman's leg snapped in half under the load of the lumbering black orc, and his Blood Bowl career must surely now be over.

The first half was high scoring, and rounded off with an exquisite Slice touchdown. Hemmed in by a chaos warrior and two beastmen with the ball settling on the floor behind them, the blitzer surprised players, fans, and coaches alike by attacking the stronger warrior. A deft upper cut into the neck of opponent, spinning him around for use as a shield against the supporting players allowed the orc to slip past all three players and simultaneously scoop up the ball to score a sensational equaliser leaving the match level at 2-2.

With the 'Saws to receive in the second period, it was surely their game to lose, and so they did.

The Chainsaw were so busy scoring casualties that they were forgetting about scoring touchdowns. Datha Solomon rammed another beastman so hard you heard his ribcage crack throughout the stadium. Dropping like a stone, the creature looked finished, but the chaotic apothecary in total unapothecratic style leapt onto the pitch and kicked the beleagured creature square in the side. Another ear popping crack must have been the ribs realigning because the animal breathed in, rolled over, and somehow managed to finish the match.

Despite being depleted in numbers, the Horned Beasts From Hell team took advantage of the cavalier approach to taking the lead, stealing the ball and running it back into the Chainsaw half. With so many players focused on beating up the dwindling numbers of chaos, the 'Saws rather pitifully failed to get back in enough numbers to recover the ball. A beastman broke away, but two orcs managed to catch him just before the line. However, in a move not dissimilar to Slice's touchdown, player KneecapSoup evaded both challenges and grabbed the ball from underneath the nose of the defending pair before sliding into the endzone.

Another 6 casualty game for the Chainsaw which the fans celebrated, and another loss which nobody really cares about.

Coach Chainsaw was grumpy afterwards, reflecting, "We really should have won this game. We had a 2-1 numerical advantage by the final whilstle, what the hell were they playing at?" When asked about Slice's equalizer, "It was superb skill from a talented player." On the winner, he described it as, "Pot luck. Luck, luck, then some more luck. A total fluke." He added that on another day this would have been an even worse pummeling for the 'lucky' chaos team and that normally the 'Saws would have scored 4 or 5 touchdowns.

Coach Idolen commented on the orc's 2nd score, "A total fluke. There's no way he meant that, and even if he did, he must have had help from the Gods to have pulled it off." When asked for his opinion on KneecapSoup's winner, he was gleeful, "Sublime skill. Absolutely brilliant and I always knew he was capable of it." Later he talked about how the orc team were fortunate to get so many casualties and that under more typical circumstances it would be the greenbloods medical room that needed more staff and not his own.”