“Definition of a nightmare player:

A. Able to go anywhere he chooses on pitch.
B. Able to knock over anybody on pitch.
C. Impossible to remove from pitch.

Not normally what you'd ascribe to a woodelf, but that wardancer of his was insane this game. He comes in with +str, +agi, +ma and tackle. Then this game's handicaps give him a second +str illegal drugs, and iron man. So you have a 955- player who has blodge/leap/tackle and, even if you do get him down, you can't knock him out of the game. None of my players are safe, not even the RO as he has more guard assists than I. It's amazing my thrower survived the game, given how many times he had this monster blitzing him!

But we got lucky when we needed it, and for a second at the end looked like we'd be able to sneak out a victory despite a blitz and perfect defense against. But a picture perfect OTS chain-promote allowed him to dodge his way through all kinds of tz's to the endzone. Very well played, double-1's on both sides kept the game going both ways til the very end. And no perms this time! (Far more enjoyable than having my RO killed, though he tried to do it again to my dauntless gutter...)

And look--more fans for the first time in I don't know how many games! A second skill for a linerat, welcome back one of our two missing storm vermin, and the RO makes himself useful once again! But we're at a crisis turning point...my thrower is sitting at 124 spp, and my RO at 123 spp. Neither has aged (well, the thrower has -agi, but offset by his twin +agi skills). The next game or two will be crucial to the team's future...will aging catch up to us? Or shall we regain our spot as one of the legendary skaven teams in the land?”