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Match Result · Stunty Leeg division
Match recorded on 2005-09-25 01:46:42
30k
1/0/1
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
-
2
-
1
9
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-
-
-
-
#13 Hüme – Dead (RIP)
#16 Robb Stark – Dead (RIP)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
2
4
1
1
20
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-
-
-
-
#13 Slemmo – Dead (RIP)
“In the first turn a green pile of snot blocked Slemmo to death... I figured since he is only Ma3 I'll let him go... and so I did. That seems like a mistake now... haha... Ah, well...
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: My gnomes have the best fans in the world. They never leave because of low scoring or few cas (quite common feature in this team's history), and they always increase in numbers should the gnomes do something even remotely nice.
The deaths of the nurglings were caused by bombs. One bomb even killed two nurglings, giving name to the new expression "killing two nurglings with one bomb). Manny "killer" Kant (Emanuel Kant?) was lucky enough to regenerate, though.
It was The Biiiiiiiig Fire who threw the 'magic' bomb as well as ran home the match's only TD. He was truly the MVP. But the fans voted for Al-Kaida-Fan-club-chairman, who got a skill. He rolled 10 (6+4), but we don't really need a Ma 5 bomber... I hope. Therefor he got accurate.
Blutzh had a faint chance of scoring with Heinz in the last turn, but a fumbling nurgling who intercepted a bomb did what the original bomber couldn't - knock Heinz, and several others, prone.
A very funny game. Good luck with Heinz' record-attempt and take good care of Slemmo.
Thanks!”
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: My gnomes have the best fans in the world. They never leave because of low scoring or few cas (quite common feature in this team's history), and they always increase in numbers should the gnomes do something even remotely nice.
The deaths of the nurglings were caused by bombs. One bomb even killed two nurglings, giving name to the new expression "killing two nurglings with one bomb). Manny "killer" Kant (Emanuel Kant?) was lucky enough to regenerate, though.
It was The Biiiiiiiig Fire who threw the 'magic' bomb as well as ran home the match's only TD. He was truly the MVP. But the fans voted for Al-Kaida-Fan-club-chairman, who got a skill. He rolled 10 (6+4), but we don't really need a Ma 5 bomber... I hope. Therefor he got accurate.
Blutzh had a faint chance of scoring with Heinz in the last turn, but a fumbling nurgling who intercepted a bomb did what the original bomber couldn't - knock Heinz, and several others, prone.
A very funny game. Good luck with Heinz' record-attempt and take good care of Slemmo.
Thanks!”
THE TOMATOES WAS CHEATED BY POWER PUFF
In a pure display of Schizophrenic disregard of personal limitation the gnomes annihilated Tomatoes. Each and every gnome believed himself to be a Black Orc, bashing nurglings left and right. The highlight of the game though came from the Power Puffs Grenade Crazed Maniacs. One bomber - The Biiiiiiiiiiig Fire - in particular (believing he was an elf thrower/wardancer) killed two(!) nurglings with a simple casual lob with a grenade.
The Globerotters Daily tried in vain after the match to get a quote from the coaching staff of the Tomatoes. The only harsh remark safe to print here, was about nurglins inabilty to duck and cower, and the very suspecious fact that all the referees was war veterans, which could explain that not one single bomber was sent off during the trenchwar... ehm Blood Bowl match.”