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HEINZ FINALLY BROKE DROOL II'S RECORD!

In only 18 games, Heinz ventured where no beast has been before; at the 9 touchdown spot. Drool II's legendary record with 8 touchdowns (which took him 35 matches to obtain) had been standing almost since the dawn of time. But at Globerotters Daily we are confident that Heinz's new record will stand to the end of time. After an equaliser from the goblins, mostly cause the Tomatoes already had begun their celebration. That blunder proved fatal for three of the lesser nurglings. two of those was part of the original lineup. But that didnt stop the spree of neither the fans nor the team. In the second half Heinz were close to making a carreer defining tenth touchdown. Breaking free from a cluster of goblins trying to tackle him, which so many times before has proven like an sound tactic against the clumsy big guys. But Heinz shrug them off and sprinted with a speed unheard of for a beast against the undefended ballcarrier standing next to the goblins endzone, chrushing him. But before he was able to secure the ball, some slithering goblins dodged past his tentacles and desperatly hurled it away, from the raging monster of a blood bowl star. For the Tomatoes and their fans it didnt matter that SIMS scored another touchdown. The victory was surely the Tomatoes in general and Heinz in particular.
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