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Assault
Bad coaching
Bad luck
Bash
Block
Bloody
Crap
Crud
Dice
Dice rape
Hit
Lucker
Lucky
Murder
Smash
Splatt
Unlucky
Useless
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This game was well and truly decided by some awful luck. It was always going to be hard to stop an Elf team but the following did not help.

My DP getting sent off first foul.

On offence at 0-1 down, my ball carrier fails a GFI (fails RR) and stuns himself in the backfield 3 from my end zone and I have one Ghoul without tackle to try and hold off Blodgers etc. Down 0-2 very soon!

At 2-3, I fail a GFI (fails RR) to score and I lose the ball and my opponent swoops, gets it and scores instead.

Whilst my oppoent played very well and full credit to him, the dice made this one impossible.
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