“An amazing rarity! This is very rare game that completed on Fumbbl.com without disconnecting and thus the luck reading for once is correct!
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Assault
Bad coaching
Bad luck
Bash
Block
Bloody
Crap
Crud
Dice
Dice rape
Hit
Lucker
Lucky
Murder
Smash
Splatt
Unlucky
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This game was dice rape for my poor opponent who also did not bring his best game along.

The background was that the Fumbbl Cup XII Quickstart was going to start in about 45 minutes when he asked me for a game - he wanted to play in the Quickstart too.

I told him yes but it would have to be a damn quick game and he agreed.

So we played lightning fast. Well, I did with lots of 1-2 minute turns and to Ankkh's credit, he played much faster than usual too heh. I have played Ankkh a few times and I must say, I got pretty mad at him one time when he took 8 minutes to do his turn lol.

Anyways, the dice were very cruel to Ankkh - see the 43% luck reading above and he was not concentrating it appears as he kept trying to blitz through a player that had Blodge when there was a player on the other wing without Dodge that would be easier to knock down.

He kept rolling low at bad times, and even when he intercepted me (Safe Throw failed) I then intercepted him straight back on a 6. With only 10 players against my 12, and the dice so one sided, and the lack of concentration on his side, it really was a one sided game. It woulda been more one-sided if I had done any casualties (not for my lack of trying!)

Still, 50K each was a sweet reward despite the double FF loss.”