“What a game. I rolled a total of nine doubleskulls in this game. I say again... NINE doubleskulls if you count the double skulls I rerolled and got another double skull. It was one of the most ridicolus games I have ever played. Not only did I roll nine double skulls but my opponent rolled POWs on four one dice blocks in a row in a single turn. He then followed up with a two dice against himself block on one of my blitzers with blodge and got a double POW. Ha ha! This game is a perfect example of how nuffle clams results together and I must say that it sucks big time. It stinks worse than my shit in the toilet. My grandmother could have programmed a better random generator. I want to think I am playing blood bowl but instead I am playing a sorry ass joke.

HankStar was great! I will meet him any time, any place! I am sorry about those two RIP man but both those blocks were double skulls which I just HAD to reroll. And apo did save one of them. Be good buddy.


Hellmaister out”