“When the Storm's niggled duo both failed to turn up for the match, it looked like being an easy game. But it was a desperately fought first half. With neither side giving ground it was a tight affair as the ball changed hands several times. Finally the wraithlords got away for the first try and some magnificent heroics from Billy's Kid Brother after his team left him in an impossible situation got the Storm the leveller in their final turn before the half time break.

So with both sides still intact, the second half looked to be just as hard fought. But the norse mino, Fresian Secondson, got thumped back to the bins and a string of ko's left the Storm too short of men to halt the inevitable try from the Wraithlords...who were ashamedly as slow as a dwarf in getting to the tryline.

Post game wasn't so lucky for the lads. Finorien and Crimson Daemon niggled, though the cause is officially unknown. There were stories about a rampant bull running through the stadium in a fury after the game. Crimson Daemon has sworn to brand the great big cassanova with the insignia of a fluffed pillow next time they play.

The wraithlords' deathwish vote will undoubtedly land on Billys Kid Brother should the axe fall on the storm at the end of the season.

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