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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2005-11-15 18:24:33
Conceded
TV 2410k Elf
1
Winnings 0k
Spectators
-1 Dedicated Fans
Casualties 0/0/0
 
 
Wood Elf TV 2680k
2
30k Winnings
Spectators
Fanfactor No change
1/0/1 Casualties
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
2
-
-
-
2
-
3
5
-
-
#2
1
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
13
-
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
#5
-
2
-
-
-
2
-
-2
-6
1
-
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
12
1
-
#12
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
-
#14
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
TOTALS
1
4
-
-
-
7
-
1
25
14
-
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
#2
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
7
-
#3
-
2
-
-
-
2
-
2
8
2
-
#6
-
1
-
-
1
6
-
3
10
1
-
#7
2
-
-
-
-
6
-
-
9
-
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
5
-
#12
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
4
-
#13
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
5
-
#15
-
-
-
-
1
5
-
-
-
2
-
#16
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
2
-
TOTALS
2
3
2
-
2
23
-
5
27
34
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Whiner
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Handicaps were Virus (no Nigglers) and Palmed Coin. My opponent was unfortunate to fail his niggle rolls for both his Blitzers.

The Vale started in offence in blizzard like conditions and made an easy score after a pitch invasion opened up one side of the field and they powed the remaining defender nearby.

The Guardians scored a reply and then managed to steal the ball after the Vale left their ball carrier too close and the Guardians were able to lay a Diving Tackle player onto him. Sure enough, he failed his dodge and the Guardians stole the ball to take a 2-1 lead with plenty of the opening half remaining.

The Vale offence was more cautious this time in their backfield protection of the ball and they advanced deep into Guardians territory (just one from the end zone). The Guardians knocked out the ball carrier and recovered the ball, only to roll a snake eyes on a catch near the line of scrimmage. The Vale picked up the ball, but then failed a 2+ dodge and the ball spilt free again.

The Guardians had an easy chance to score a TD but tried to be too clever (I wanted my 43 SPP Lino to score instead of the Catcher in the open). The end result was a miscount/misclick with my first player not getting to the right square to lend an assist, and then my 2 dice blitz became a 1 dice job and I rolled a skull. That was rerolled and then I had no second chance when I rolled a 1 to pick up the ball soon after to try and set up the score. Things looked good for the Guardians though as they had knocked out 5 Vale players!

Amazingly, all 5 players woke up at the half time break! The Guardians started in offence and injured two players on their way to setting up a cage (a RIP that was apothed, and then the Treeman added a Badly Hurt).

The Vale feeling outgunned with 9 vs 11, no apothecary, their best offensive weapon niggled before the match (AG5 Blodge Leap Sidestep Tackle) conceded there and then.

Unfortunately for my opponent, 1 or 2 players then left the team. Unluckily for me, we rolled a 2 and a 1 for winnings and I only made 30K from the match.
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Not the most enjoyable match unfortunately. I played hard hitting, and my opponent said very little, not even bye or that he was conceding, but everyone can play the game how they like. I wish him better luck with his team or other teams in the future.
 
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