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Assault
Bad coaching
Bad luck
Bash
Block
Bloody
Crap
Crud
Death
Dice
Dice rape
Hit
Kill
Lucker
Lucky
Murder
Smash
Splatt
Unlucky
Useless
Whiner
Whining
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An ugly ugly game.

First half, my opponent has quite a few bad rolls, not helped by some one dice blocks and I end up with a 3-0 half time lead.

One of my TDs was earnt, but the other two were though unlucky rolls by my opponent giving me relatively easy steals.

Second half, the luck reverses in a major way. I get blitzed once, and on two other drives I get cruddy rolls and end up turning over the ball and concede 3 TDs in a row.

All comes down to the last drive and I manage to roll a few GFIs to get the winning score just.”