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Assault
Bad coaching
Bad luck
Bash
Block
Bloody
Crap
Crud
Death
Dice
Dice rape
Hit
Kill
Lucker
Lucky
Murder
Smash
Splatt
Unlucky
Useless
Whiner
Whining
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A disasterous session all up. Firstly I accidently bought a coach before the game and used up 10K and thus was short of the Lineman I wanted to buy. As it turns out, I needed that player as I failed the majority of my KO rolls and was outnumbered by 1 or 2 at most kickoffs in the game heh.

Anyways, this game was a bit of a dicerape. My opponent certainly played a top game, but he had an undue amount of assistance with the dice. Whilst we both had a few snake-eyes, mine seemed to come at the more critical times allowing my opponent to steal the ball and score.

Two Perfect Defences and 2 quick snaps for my opponent (I had 1, possibly 2 quick snaps) didn't help either.

All in all, it was a fun game however, despite the crappy luck giving me a MNG on a key player, and of course, lousy FF and money rolls.

Looks like a big losing recovery game next.”